Dude, where’s my food?

Before Apps came in:

Me: Boss, one roll please.
Restaurant: Theek hain. Bhej deta hoon.

After Apps changed our lives:

Go to app and click on what you want.

Message 1: Your order has been sent to the restaurant.

Message 2: Your order has been confirmed.

Message 3: Money from your PayTm has been deducted.

Message 4: Sushant from Jabalpur (whom we haven’t paid in a while because recession) has picked your order from the restaurant on his motorbike which gives an impressive mileage of 70 kmpl.

Message 5: Sushant is almost there.

Call 1: Hello, sir. We are calling from Zomato. We called to tell you that your order will be delayed by 15 mins. Thank you so much for ordering with us.

Message 6: Sorry to tell you that your food has been delayed by 15 minutes. Thank you so much for ordering with us.

Call 2:(10 minutes later) Hello, sir, calling from Zomato. We called to tell you that your order will be there in 5 minutes. Thank you so much for order with us.

Message 7: Your order will be there in 5 minutes. Thank you so much for ordering with us.

Call 3: Sir, Sushant from Zomato. Gate ke bahar hoon.

Call 4: Sir, hope you got your food. Sorry for the delay.

Message 8: Your food has arrived.

Message 9: Please rate your experience ordering from XYZ restaurant.

Email 1: Your invoice from XYZ restaurant is here.

Yes, Apps have made our lives easier. My food.

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